You're so goddamned rich.
To me, you are a walking Starbucks.
You're fat, you're all over the place, and we all know you shouldn't be here.
Just like Starbucks.
You coast on the admiration of weak, fat white people...
but I think you're a little "kill whitey."
Your shiny too-white teeth shine out at me at the supermarket.
Seniors buy the magazines to help them forget that they're gonna die
You got pissed at the writer guy for fabricating his novel.
But your face is plastered all over rags that sell lies.
Compared to you, Ellen DeGeneres is highly amusing.....and attractive.
That's saying alot, ma'am. Yes indeedy.
I would sooner get aids having sex with sandpaper,
than watch your miserable show.
I would say 'blow me', but I really don't want that.
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Hey, Oprah rules! Today's society would not be as well-informed of spousal abuse and Johnny Depp's upcoming movies were it not for Oprah.
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